Once upon a time there was a group of people who gained systems access to all sorts of important computers all over the world. Hardly anyone knew who these people were, what they looked like nor even what they were doing there, but they did it more successfully than anyone ever had before and almost certainly ever will again.

When the weekends came, these people all took a break to tend their market gardens, since they had far better things to do with their time than play about with computer systems and thus was formed the LoMG.

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